Movie nights just aren’t the same without popcorn, beer and a really, REALLY bad horror movie – the more obscure, the better. We even have a competition going on about who can find the weirdest or freakiest named horror movies. Here is my top 13 – 13 because, you know!
(In no particular order)
Contents
- 1Gore-met – A zombie chef from hell
- 2Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
- 3 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- 4Children shouldn’t play with dead things
- 5I bought a vampire motorcycle
- 6The gingerdead man
- 7Surf Nazis must Die
- 8Ghost in the invisible bikini
- 9Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
- 10The house that drips blood on Alex
- 11Evil Bong
- 12I dismember Mama
- 13It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to
1Gore-met – A zombie chef from hell
Synopsis – A cannibal opens up a seafood restaurant, and kills and cooks people to serve to his customers.
Tagline – Dining out can be a permanent experience.
2Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
Synopsis – The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations
Tagline – Dead whores and vomit make henry a fun boy!
3 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Synopsis – Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier! The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.
Tagline – She Keeps Monsters in Cages for Pets! He Preys on Wild Go-Go Girls!
4Children shouldn’t play with dead things
Synopsis – Six friends dig up a corpse named Orville. They use it in a satanic ritual to make the dead rise from their graves. Look out!
Tagline – You’re Invited To Orville’s “Coming-Out” Party…It’ll Be A Scream…YOURS!
5I bought a vampire motorcycle
Synopsis – When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengeance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.
Tagline – Just as silly as it sounds but twice as funny.
6The gingerdead man
Synopsis – An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer – this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.
Tagline – Evil Never Tasted So Good
7Surf Nazis must Die
Synopsis – When the grandson of a gun wielding woman is murdered by neo-nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, this grandma hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge.
Tagline – The Beaches Have Become Battlefields… The Waves Are A War Zone!
8Ghost in the invisible bikini
Synopsis – A corpse has 24 hours to mastermind a good deed without leaving his crypt, to go “up there” and have his youth restored.
Tagline – When a pretty ghoul trades in her bed sheet for a bikini!
9Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Synopsis – When Arbie’s girlfriend turns out to be a lesbian, he decides not to go to college but to work at the American Chicken Bunker where she always protests. One thing, the American Chicken Bunker was built on an Ancient Indian Burial Ground and on Toxic Waste. What will Arbie do when the mutated toxic spirits of the Indians enter the dead carcass of the Chickens? It’s POULTRYGEIST! ATTACK OF THE CHICKEN ZOMBIES!
Tagline – Humans… the other white meat… Unless you’re black, then it’s dark meat… Or if you are Asian, then it’s yellow meat… Or if you are Native American, it’s red meat…
10The house that drips blood on Alex
Synopsis – Tells the tale of Alex as he moves into a peculiar house that mysteriously drips blood on him – a situation that he finds puzzling, perplexing and disturbing.
Tagline – Every house has at least one story…
11Evil Bong
Synopsis – Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers. When smoked said bong sends a person to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.
Tagline – Dude, it’s one SCARY trip!
12I dismember Mama
Synopsis – Albert tried to kill his rich snobby mother once. Then he was institutionalized. Now he’s escaped. Albert is after his mother again. And he will torture and kill anything that lays in the way!
Tagline – May she rest … In pieces.
13It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to
Synopsis – Join Sara and her friends as they celebrate her birthday in the reputedly haunted Burkitt Manor. The evil within the house has awoken and has brought along some uninvited guests.
Tagline – You’re invited.
(All synopses, taglines and photos found and altered from IMBd.com)